She wakes in the morning, feeling a little blue.
Her favorite dress is hanging in the closet, so she puts it on. It will help her to have a better day.
She goes to work. She chats with her co-workers. She counts down the minutes until lunch.
As she crosses the street, she notices a man in a car watching her. She holds her head a little higher, her shoulders a little straighter.
At the bank, she chats with the clerk. Another man catches her eye, and winks. Her favorite dress has worked its magic.
She walks through the mall, window shopping on her way to the food court. She feels tall, beautiful, confident.
At the last store, she notices a dress in the window and goes in to try it on.
She steps into the dressing room, and there, in the glare of the three way mirror, she sees what everyone else has seen.
Her beautiful, favorite dress is tucked into her panties.
Her huge, stretched out, granny panties.
PMS is a bitch.
*Don’t worry, it didn’t happen to ME. I left off names to protect the em-bare-ass-ed *
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14 replies on “Front and Back”
that’s an awesome look, don’t you know!
Say it ain’t so! As funny as it is, that just sucks.
; )
by the way, wine helps PMS
wow. sucks to be that gal!
for real ??? yikes
oh no! if that happened to you, i am very very sorry. at my wedding, one of my friends came out of the bathroom with her dress tucked into her thong. we all ran for her. damn the bastards who didn’t say anything to this gal! karma’s a bitch!
Eek! But I love your write-up. 🙂
Awesome!
Classic stuff. A bit like when I’ve discovered that I have been walking around with my zipper undone, or with a huge toothpaste stain on my black trousers.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
LOL and my worst nightmare!
That would so suck, cause really no one wants to see my panties! LOL
I might have even died from embarrassment had something like this ever happened to me. LOL
Good reason not to wear a dress! But man, that had to be mortifying.
Oh, that sucks (bare)ass, big time!!! So glad that it didn’t happen to you. Or should I be glad that you’ve managed to CONVINCE yourself that it wasn’t you??? 😉
Loved this! Sorry for your friend though. Majorly em-bare-ass-ing.