5 = Vagina references in my Secret Spineless Whine today. Go check it out!
Unless you are offended by cooters. In which case, don’t.
95,375 = Layers of grease I scraped off of the kitchen in one of our rentals this weekend.
2 = Fingernails I broke trying to scrape grease out of cracks (insert retching sound).
1,217 = Loads of dirty laundry waiting to be washed. Hmmm. Yup, still waiting.
462 = Times my children have yelled “MOM! SPIDER!” in recent days.
461 = Times I have discovered lint where a “spider” should be.
7 = Pairs of pajamas Blythe went through this weekend. Girlfriend shuns real clothes.
9 = Days till Alison goes back to school.
1 = Trip to the zoo planned over Spring Break.
2 = Weeks of jury duty left. Allegedly. See? My vocabulary is expanding by the day.
* Come back tomorrow for Marinka‘s guest post!
* Don’t forget to check out my Secret Spineless Whine!
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7 replies on “Monday Mumbers: The Vag. Edition”
A story with lots of references to Vagina’s?! Gotta go!
What can I say?, I’m hanging at my rents house while my kid is gone and I’m working in the same room as my father. It’s a slow day
95375 layers of greese and only 2 broken nails? Count that a blessing!
Vagina references always get the big traffic 🙂
Those are great, and your whine was HILARIOUS!
I think I said this before, but I just love your profile potty-shot. Your comment on my post today was hilarious, BTW (How can I be both a bitch and have no personality) Off to read your whine!
xo
I’m not sure why so many children eschew clothes in favor of jammies but I’ve got one over here and I try to look at the bright side: less laundry!
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