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Entertainment

Unbelievable

Over the weekend, I read this book Back Roads  by Tawni O’Dell.

It was pretty good – well written and engaging.  But there was a part of the book that was completely unbelievable.  I mean, it’s fiction, right?  But it’s supposed to be believable

The guy is 19 turning 20, and he’s got custody of his three sisters and life pretty much sucks.  He’s working two jobs, he’s never been laid, and his mom is in prison for killing his dad.

He finally gets himself some, from an older woman, and that boy is hooked.

Things start getting pretty crazy (you’ll get no spoilers from me) and for whatever reason, he stops showering.  It’s June, and he won’t stop wearing his dad’s hunting jacket, and did I mention he works two jobs?  So he gets pretty rank, pretty fast.  He even mentions that when he touches his hair, his hand comes away so oily it’s slippery.  gak.

He gets so nasty, one of his bosses tells him not to show up without taking a shower.

Here’s what’s completely unbelievable: all that filth and oil and stink, and yet we’re supposed to believe that the older woman he’s involved with willingly and joyfully gets down between his legs and gives him head.

Oh, HELL NO she didn’t go there.

If it was a teenage girl, I might be more inclined to believe it, but not an experienced older woman. 

Eight hour shower rule, am I right?  Cause that’s just all kinds of nasty.

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Entertainment Ranch Life

Puppy Throwdown

We have a new family member!

 

Meet Alex, our 8 week old American Bulldog puppy.

 {Saying HI!}

I wasn’t so sure about adopting another dog.  I mean, it’s not like we’re busy or anything.  I’ve been spending every waking moment with him so that I can fall in love – and what do you know? 

Turns out, sweet puppies are incredibly easy to fall for.

As soon as we brought him home, Alex became best friends with Knight, the last of our Labrador Retriever Puppies.  Watching them play and wrestle is so fun.

I staged a little tug-of-war throwdown the other day, right before Knight left to go live with his forever family, just so that one of them could end their relationship with bragging rights.

The beginning makes me a little woozy – I wish I knew enough about videos to edit out the part where I’m setting them up and am way too close.  Also?  I don’t know why my voice automatically goes up several octaves when talking to puppies, but apparently it does.

Enjoy!

 

tug-of-war from Andrea Edwards on Vimeo.

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Blogging Business Entertainment

The One Where Matthew Gets His Eyebrows Waxed (For a Good Cause!)

So, Matthew at Childsplay x 2 recently shaved his goatee when twitter helped raise $300 for the YMCA.



Immediately, the question put forth by his twitter “friends” became – how much for the eyebrows, Matthew?

Unfortunately he seems fairly attached to that particular section of his face, so I suggested he get his eyebrows professionally waxed if we raise an additional $150 for the YMCA.

And he went for it.  Heh heh. 

I started the donations off with $25, and Melissa matched it.  We need to raise another $100 before he’ll get his eyebrows waxed – so will you please donate to the YMCA? 

For a good laugh, if not for the kids?

Also, the fine print I didn’t mention beforehand?  We’re going to need some video of this wax action.

I can’t wait to see if his vlog ends up anything like this Friends clip of Joey getting his brows waxed.

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Entertainment Life in general

The One Where Ross is Too Whiney… for JANICE

I’ve been off my meds for six whole days now – and while I’ve had a few rough moments, I am happy to report that my real self is shining through.

I smile more.  I laugh more.  I love more.

That being said, now that my brain isn’t so fuzzy, I’ve been looking back at myself over the past few months and I hate to admit, I feel a little bit like Ross.  And not just because Ross is my least favorite Friend.

Have you seen the Friends episode where Ross is going through a tough time after losing his job on account of his RAGE, and then he starts dating JANICE?

And then, at the end, JANICE breaks it off because Ross is too whiney and annoying… for JANICE.

Here’s a transcript of the scene:

——-
Janice:
You’re a very sweet person Ross. Um, unfortunately I don’t think I can take another second of you whining!
Ross: Let me make sure I’m hearing this right. You… you’re ending this with me because I’m too whiney? So you’re saying I’ve become so whiney that I annoy you–Janice.
Janice: Well, yeah.
Ross: OH… MY… GOD!

Janice: Well, I guess that’s two out of three… Joey. Hahahahahahahaha.

——–


Up there is a clip of the last half of the episode.  If you can’t see it, go here

And can I just say, if my brain is clear enough to figure out how to embed a freaking video?  People, I am back.  Although, I don’t know how to make it show you just the clip I want.  Cut me some slack.

Anyway, my point?

I’ve been self-centered.  I’ve been whiney.  I’ve been a huge Debbie Downer.  And maybe not everyone who reads here or follows me on twitter noticed, but I’m pretty sure the people I whined to noticed. 

*cough
MeghancoughKimcoughMauracoughKellycough*

So I’m here to say, I’m sorry.  I’m sorry for not being the friend I’d like to be.  I’m sorry for being whiney and annoying enough to make JANICE break up with me.

Forgive me?

I promise that if you do, the next time I have the opportunity, the first round’s on me.

*wink*

oh, and?  the fact that spellcheck wants me to change whiney to whitey makes me laugh.  hard.

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Blogging Business Entertainment

We Have a Winner!

Congratulations to Debbie in Memphis, who correctly guessed which two items I did not find under my bed!

What I did find:



1.  Dirty T-Shirt

2.  Almost empty container of Planter’s Dry Roasted Peanuts

4.  Used Flosser

5.  Popsicle Stick

6.  Crusty Paper Plate

7.  Paper Towel with a Big Spot on it

9.  Granola Bar Wrapper

10.  Jar of Peanut Butter

11.  2 Dirty Socks – That Don’t Match

Debbie correctly guessed that neither #2 – a half eaten cookie or #8 – a bowl with gooey ice cream at the bottom, were found under my bed.  She wins the $25 gift card to In-n-Out Burger, or something equally delicious if she’d prefer, since Memphis doesn’t seem to have an In-n-Out Burger.  

In which case, stay tuned: the gift card may resurface the next time I clean the space under my bed. 

Unless I get a hankering for a burger between now and then.